Private Singing Lessons Northern Beaches Sydney

How To Sing Like Your Favorite Artist pt2

Hello, and welcome. I'm Ryan Higa, professional singer and vocalstiloligerizerist. You might remember me from How To Sing Like Your Favorite Artist part 1. Well this one's completely different. It's not as good. With that being said, welcome to How To Sing Like Your Favorite Artist part 2. Remember that scary movie quot;The Grudgequot;é Make the sound that the little girl in quot;The Grudgequot; makes.

(groaning) Just sing like you normally would sing. ♪ When I met you in the summer! ♪ .and add the little Grudge girl sound. ♪ When I met you in the summer. ♪ ♪ To my heartbeat sound. ♪ ♪ We fell in love. ♪ ♪ As the leaves turned brown. ♪

grunting noises In order to sound like The Weekend, you have to literally make your face frozen to the point where it's numb and you can't feel it anymore. ♪ I can't feel my face when I'm with you. ♪ And once you get the frozen face down, all you have to do is act like you're sad and depressed.

♪ I'm just tryna get you out the friend zone. ♪ And if people can't hear you, just use a megaphone. ♪ I only call you when it's half past. ♪ In order to sound like Fetty Wap, just sing as if you just got hit in the nuts. Or for girls to relate, just make the sound you make when you cut wind. You know, when you get the wind knocked out of you, you make the sound that's like stressed inhale and then just sing like that. Fetty Wap.

Auuugh! ♪ Baby won't you come my wayé ♪ grunting You know when you're yawning and you still try to talk; that sound it makesé yawning All you have to do is sing, while you yawn. yawning ♪ You and me we made a vow. ♪

♪ You say I'm crazy. ♪ ♪ And you don't think. ♪ laughing You know when you're a little kid where you're on the verge of crying but you do your best to try and suck it upé You know, the borderline where you're trying to fight back your tears, because you know once you start crying, you're not gonna be able to stop.

Americans Watch Geordie Shore For The First Time

What is ité Is there a place called Geordie Shoreé (techno music) A Geordieé Is it like a derogatory name for themé Like I thought it was fake at first because it sounds soclose to Jersey Shore. Hey that's awful andeveryone's watching it.

We should do our version. This program contains strong language, sexual scenes. Whaté That is the most politewarning I've ever heard. (laughs) There's the Snooki. This is the English languageé

I'm thankful for the subtitles. (laughs) Oh. Oh whoa you saw a dick. Oh shoot. Balls were out minute one. Gus being in the houseit was bound to happen. Gasping in the house it bound to happen.

I mean he looks like hecould be from the Shore. (glass breaking) Whoa. Whoa. (bleep). I'm lying there bangin' this blondie. I didn't understand a word of that. Can we also just backtrack and talk about like how we just saw a dické Like on TVé

I don't think you couldget away with that here. No we don't get balls. No we don't get balls. We don't even get boobs. Don't give us a (bleep)attitude ya dafty! Ya dafty (bleeps). (laughs) Aw yeah. That looks like JWoww.

And that looks like Pauly D. They're all shirtless. It's exactly like Jersey Shore. (loud bang) Whoa! A fight just broke out. Get him! Blonde Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. Get him, get him. Wait why is there. Is there a tenté

Tim Minchin UWA Address 2013

Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome Mr Tim Minchin (applause) In darker days I did a corporate gig at aconference for this big company who made and sold accounting software in a bid, I presumed,to inspire their salespeople to greater heights. They'd forked out 12 grand for an inspirationalspeaker who was this extreme sports guy who had had a couple of his limbs frozen off whenhe got stuck on a ledge on some mountain. It was weird. Software salespeople I think need to hearfrom someone who has had a long successful

career in software sales not from an overlyoptimistic exmountaineer. Some poor guy who had arrived in the morning hoping to learn about sales techniques ended up going home worried about the blood flowto his extremities. It's not inspirational, it's confusing. And if the mountain was meantto be a symbol of life's challenges and the loss of limbs a metaphor for sacrifice, thesoftware guy is not going to get it, is heé Because he didn't do an Arts degree, didheé He should have. Arts degrees are awesome and they help youfind meaning where there is none. And let me assure you there is none. Don't go lookingfor it. Searching for meaning is like searching

for a rhymes scheme in a cookbook. You won't find it and it will bugger up your soufflé. If you didn't like that metaphor you won'tlike the rest of it. Point being I'm not an inspirational speaker.Iíve never ever lost a limb on a mountainside metaphorically or otherwise and I'm certainlynot going to give career advice because, well I've never really had what most would consider a job. However I have had large groups of people listening to what I say for quite afew years now and itís given me an inflated sense of self importance. So I will now, at the ripe old age of 37pointnine, bestow upon you nine life lessons to echo

of course the nine lessons of carols of thetraditional Christmas service, which is also pretty obscure. You might find some of this stuff inspiring.You will definitely find some of it boring and you will definitely forget all of it withina week. And be warned there will be lots of similes and obscure aphorisms which startwell but end up making no sense. So listen up or you'll get lost like a blind man clappingin a pharmacy trying to echolocate the contact lens fluid. (audience laughs) Looking for my old poetryteacher.

Here we go, readyé One: You don't have to have a dream. Americans on talent shows always talk about their dreams. Fine if you have something you've alwayswanted to do, dreamed of, like in your heart, go for it. After all it's something to dowith your time, chasing a dream. And if it's a big enough one it'll take you most of yourlife to achieve so by the time you get to it and are staring into the abyss of the meaningless of your achievement you'll be almost dead so it won't matter. I never really had one of these dreams andso I advocate passionate, dedication to the

pursuit of shortterm goals. Be microambitious. Put your head down and work with pride on whatever is in front of you. You never knowwhere you might end up. Just be aware the next worthy pursuit will probably appear inyour periphery, which is why you should be careful of longterm dreams. If you focustoo far in front of you you won't see the shiny thing out the corner of your eye. RightéGood! Advice metaphor look at me go. Two: Don't seek happiness. Happiness is likean orgasm. If you think about it too much it goes away. (audience laughs) Keep busyand aim to make someone else happy and you might find you get some as a side effect.We didn't evolve to be constantly content.

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