Full Speech Jim Carreys Commencement Address at the 2014 MUM Graduation En Fr Es Ru
*applause* Please welcome to speak to us the funniest man on Earth, a performer of legendary comic genius, a children's book author of profound depth, an individual of enormous compassion who is doing so much to make our world a better place, the great Jim Carrey
*applause* Thank you. *applause* What are you sitting down foré I was gonna milk that for a while. You guys can stretch that out in post production righté To make that longer in the edit. Thank you Bevan. Thank you all.
Jai Guru Dev *applause* I brought one of my paintings to show you today. Hope you guys gonna be able to see it okay. *laughter* It's not one of my bigger pieces so you might wanna move down front to get a good look at it. Faculty,
parents, friends, dignified guests, graduating class of 2014, *applause* and all the dead baseball players coming out in the corn to be with us today. *Laugher and applause* After the harvest there's no place for them too hide. Fields are empty. There's no cover there.
*laughter* I'm here to plant a seed today, a seed that will inspire you to move forward in life with enthusiastic hearts and a clear sense of wholeness the question is will that seed have a chance to take root or will I be sued by Monsanto *laughter* and forced to use their seedé
*applause* Which may not be totally Ayurvedic. *laughter* Excuse me if I seem a little bit low energy tonight, today, whatever this is. *laughter* I slept with my head to the north lastnight.