Welcome to the 4th Grade Dwayne Reed
(Yeaa yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah) x3 (Chorus) Welcome to the 4th grade! So happy to meet you Can't wait till I see you We're gonna have a good time We'll learn about science Find ways to apply it And I bet that you'll like it
We're gonna have a good time Welcome to the 4th grade! (Verse 1) Hello, I'm your teacher My name's Mr. Reed and it's very nice to meet ya! I'm from Chicago, I love eatin' pizza And I dress to impress, but I still rock sneakers It's my 1st year teaching, so it's all real excitin' Got some ideas, and I'd really like try them
Like making songs to remember what ya hear We'll be learning so much by the end the year To my friends and my peers, the parents and the students I'm ready, you're ready, we're ready, Let'sdothis (yeah) But absolutely no daydreaming Working hard till the bell starts ringing (Chorus) Welcome to the 4th grade! So happy to meet you
Can't wait till I see you We're gonna have a good time We'll study mathematics Division and addin' And don't forget fractions We're gonna have a good time Welcome to the 4th grade! (Verse 2) I'll always greet you with a smile
I'll always try to make the lessons worthwhile And when you do good work, I'll acknowledge Cuz I know that you're headed off to work or to college So we gotta keep it positiiiive That's the key Have respect for each otherrrrrr And don't forget me! Have respect for yourselves, and the staff, and the school
Having fun can be cool, when we're following the rules (Nah, nah) Time's gonna fly Before ya know it, you'll be movin in to grade 5 But for now, we'll be workin, and alearning, and asinging All the way till the bell starts ringing (Chorus) Welcome to the 4th grade! So happy to meet you
Adults Try To Pass A Fourth Grade Test
I remember in fourth grade, everyone had to bring in a box of tissues. I have a strong memory of that. I don't remember learning too much, but I remember I had tobring in my box of tissues. (funk music) Explain photosynthesis. (sighs) I know what this is,
I think it's like when a flower. (laughs) This is when the sun is shining on flowers and things and there's rain and (laughing)this is how things grow. Plants receive light from the sun and they like, stay alive. The plant takes in water and sunlight
through the cell wall andconverts it to energy. (bell dings) What are thethree branches of governmenté God, I should know this. I'm an adult. Dammit. Judicial, legislative, Obama. I've been watching alot of House of Cards but that's not helping.
There's the executivebranch, which is the president, the judicial branch, whichis the Supreme Court, and then there is the legislative branch, which is the Senate and Congress. (bell dings) The AmericanCivil War, when was ité (laughing) I do not know. Was that before WorldWar I and II or afteré
I don't think it was that early. 1960sé No, no, no. Maybe it was before. 1930sé Columbus sailed the ocean blue in 1492. He's a huge asshole, Columbus. The American Civil Warwas between 1861 and 1865. (bell dings)
What is 23 dividedby four in mixed numeralsé So, that means. This is like, how many vodkasodas I can have in one night divided by the number ofhours it probably takes for me to metabolize. (muttering) I feel like I've completelyforgotten how to divide things but multiplication's still there, so.